-I’m very excited about this. “IT Chapter 2” comes out this weekend. When they heard that, actual clowns were like, “Oh, come on. I was just starting to get work again. I mean, come on.” Let’s get to some news here. I read that President Trump promised that if he’s re-elected, he’ll build 500 miles of border wall. Yep, and if he’s not re-elected, he’ll just draw a wall with a Sharpie. But this is odd. “I didn’t do it. That’s the way the wall was.” But this is odd right here. The Trump administration just announced that they’re rolling back efficiency standards for light bulbs. It was a confusing day at the White House, ’cause every time Trump said “dim bulbs,” Eric and Don Jr. busted in and said, “You rang?” “Lock the doors, please.” Guys, I don’t know if you’ve noticed this but President Trump can have trouble pronouncing words sometimes.For example, here he is trying to say the word “inconvenience.” Take a look at this. -Couldn’t have been more calm. I then respectfully said, “Sorry to incon-vens– convenience you,” and I left the room. -Well, he’s actually struggled with a few other words recently, so with that in mind, it’s time to play “Talk Like Trump.” Here we go. -♪ Talk like Trump ♪ ♪ Talk like Trump ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -So… Yeah, you guys look good. Oh, yeah. Here’s how this works.I’m gonna see if anyone can guess how the President is going to mispronounce a simple word. If you get it right, you get a prize. If you get it wrong, you still get a prize. All right. Raise your hand if you want to play “Talk like Trump.” It’s really fun. Here we go. Sure, right here. I don’t have to walk far. Stand up, sure. Oh, sit down, maybe. All right. Hi. What’s your name? -Keno. -Keno? -Yeah. -Wow. That’s a great name. -Yeah. -I lost a lot of money on you. Keno, where are you from? -I’m from Brooklyn. -All right, cool. I was gonna say Vegas.In our first clip, President Trump is gonna try and say the word “heritage.” How do you think he’s gonna mispronounce “heritage”? -Her-i-tawge? -That’s pretty good. “Her-i-tawge.” That’s pretty good. Let’s see what happened. -And we are reclaiming our noble “herrige” as a nation. -Ah! “Herrige” — so close. So close. You lost, but here’s your losing T-shirt. A custom-made “herrige.” That’s for you. -Thank you. -Thank you, Keno.Appreciate it. Who else? Who else wants to play? Get up. How you doing? -Good. I’m great. -What is your name? -My name’s Maya. -Maya, very good. Maya, where are you from? -I’m from Northern Virginia. -Hey, well, thank you for being here, Maya. Maya, our next clip, very simple. Trump tries to say the word “lawmakers.” How is he going to mispronounce the word “lawmakers”? -Law-mack? -“Law-mac.” I can see that one. I can see that one happening. All right. Let’s see what happened. -He has worked in both houses of Congress, advising “law-markers.” -Ah! “Law-markers.” It’s close. Here’s your losing “law-markers” T-shirt. -Thank you. -Thank you for playing. I appreciate it. Anyone else? Who’s up? You? I don’t know how to get to you. You, yeah, right there. Yeah, come over here. This guy just… This guy just looks interesting to me. Hey, nice to see you. -Nice to see you, too. -What is your name? -My name’s Matt. -Hey, Matt, welcome. Where you from? -I’m from the Bronx. Hey, all right! Boogie down, Bronx. Now, in this final clip, Trump tries to say “transplants.” “Transplants.” -Turnsplints? -Turnsplints? -Turnsplinsts. -Turnsplints. You’re not saying any vowels at all. -No. -Trnsplnts. -Trnsplnts. -You’re actually saying it through your nose. – -Yeah. -In addition, up to 11,000 more Americans could receive heart, lung, and liver transpants annually. -Ah! -“Transpants.” Ah, sorry. Thank you for playing. I appreciate. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. That was “Talk like Trump.” Thanks to our players. Let’s get right back to the monologue right here. -♪ Talk like Trump ♪ ♪ Talk like Trump ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ -Some 2020 news. The third Democratic presidential debate is in less than a week, and this time, all the candidates can fit on one stage. We’ll hear from the 10 candidates up there, plus Bill de Blasio shouting from the audience. I saw that this debate will be on ABC, which is nice because the winners will get a boost in the polls while the losers will get a spot on “Dancing With the Stars.” -Oh. -That’s pretty cool. Some tech news. Google is being fined $170 million for violating children’s privacy. Pretty messed up. Not only did they collect kids’ data, they also told Becky that Greg liked her but didn’t “like her” like her. And finally, Yellowstone’s Steamboat Geyser had a record number of premature eruptions this year.Today, park rangers walked up to it and said, “Don’t worry. This happens to lots of geysers.” We have a great show. .