>> ROOT: Lost kitten. Black and ivory, 10 pt. card stock, glossy on one side, matte on the other. Last seen in a sealed box, with a flask of poison and a radioactive source. Responds to Schroedinger. We miss him. Call 435-633-1556 >> FILE: Kitty? Kitty? Where are you? >> ROOT: Meanwhile, back at the ranch… >> KERNEL: >> ADELIE: >> ARAMIS: Holy internet meme! To the Nautilus! >> FILE: Help! My kitten is lost in the file tree! >> ARAMIS: That’s okay. We can make a new one with the cat command. >> FILE: But… >> ADELIE: >> ARAMIS: Describe your kitten. >> FILE: It has two eyes. Two ears. A nose. A mouth full of teeth. Whiskers. A tongue, which it uses for licking. It loves cheeseburgers, rainbows, Poptarts, and endless loops. And cheeseburgers, rainbows… >> ADELIE: >> ARAMIS: Now describe your kitten if it was dead.>> FILE: Is this a reductio ad absurdum? >> ARAMIS: No. It’s a cute little kitten. >> FILE: Okay then. >> ADELIE: >> FILE: It would be motionless, stiff, and lifeless. It would no longer like cheeseburgers, rainbows… >> ADELIE: >> ADELIE: >> FILE: Schrodinger. >> ARAMIS: Oh, that’s a pretty name. >> ADELIE: >> ARAMIS: Let’s take a look at Schrodinger. >> ADELIE: >> FILE: That looks just like Schrodinger! Except, I forgot the tail. >> ARAMIS: No problem. We can append that. >> ADELIE: >> FILE: It’s short, curly, and pink. >> ARAMIS: Would you like to see the tail? >> FILE: Oh yes please. >> ADELIE: >> FILE: And the head? >> ADELIE: >> FILE: That’s the spitting image of Schroedinger. Thanks Superusers! >> ADELIE: >> FILE: No, this file is good enough. Do you want a kitten? >> ADELIE: >> FILE: Keyboard? That’s a pretty name.>> ROOT: Can the Superusers house-train their new kitten? Will you, dear viewer, learn anything? Stay tuned and see in the exciting conclusion of: Superusers! The Legendary GNU/Linux Show! .